This man's breath smells of garlic. Oh, I forgot…Spain.

Thank god I can put Battlestar Galactica on my iPod now. It really has been tough only being able to watch Battlestar Galactica in my home.

They should put the bacon and chocolate together, batter and deep fry it, and then cover it in maple syrup and heart attack medication.

Commentary Tracks of the Damned. Should be updated every hour for the rest of time. Never mind if there aren't that many commentary tracks.