Because his snake has magical powers.

Is that garden hose around her neck?

Is this when 'Thomas the tank engine' is actually the porn name of an adult film star who goes 'I think I can, I think I can' every time he shoots a sex scene?

In the meantime, there is this:
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Who's playing Pikachu? Danny DeVito?

The guy sowing the seeds needs to work on his attitude problem. I've never seen such an angry space farmer.

Clark Kent is Milhouse?

I totally agree with you on the ending. The giant alien squid thing in the comic didn't work for me.

Alfred stole the gold stash in Fort Knox while Batman was having a moment with Superman.

Damn you are right, I never thought of that! Mind = blown

There's some Brokeback Mountain shit going on in that picture on top.

Speaking of Don Cheadle, the trailer for his Miles Davis movie just came out today. There's a good chance he'll get a nomination for it next year.

The problem is not the Academy intentionally overlooking minority actors. The problem is not enough minority actors being fostered and not good roles being offered to them. Look at the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
IMO the Academy hasn't really shied away from nominating black actors if their roles and movies…

They killed a dog? Is this a thing now, killing one dog in every Keanu Reeve's movie?

Really cheap. Like buy one get two free kinda cheap. You hire this woman and you get Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin for free, plus you get 50% off for Sarah Palin.

Come on, don't insult Voldemort by comparing him to that no talent ass clown who shall not be named. And of course Trump's spokesperson has to look like an over the hill cheap pornstar.

That's because you are in the fantastic 4some universe.

Who often rode together with his cousin Dick Holliday

I sense a disturbance in the feeling.

Instead of fappening, he does the 'flappening'.