Has this strategy worked for anyone besides Hulk Hogan? Asking for a friend.

mmmm… basket chips.

You should inspect your feces. The Germans even design their toilets for careful feces inspection by including a shelf on which they "lay and display". It is typically German to be sensible yet disgusting.

Really, any of the above possibilities should involve a visit.

5. I've been operating under the assumption that the latest versions of hosts are biologically accurate human beings, except probably their brains are artificial. So I'd say not only do they eat, they probably need some sort of sustenance.

I really enjoy the concept of being a motherfuckin' starboy. I have changed my linkedin profile accordingly.

I'd buy a pair of Leonard Pierce(tm) brand binoculars that can see into the future.

Years ago the "Canadian beer is good / American beer is lousy" thing developed because mainstream Canadian lagers were fuller in body and had a touch higher alcohol content than American equivalents which had been trending towards completely tasteless since the introduction of Miller Lite. So to say Canadian beer was…

Even getting a glimpse of that show back then you could tell that Elisha Cuthbert would have a great career - she had tons of charisma. But I don't think anyone would have guessed it about Jay Baruchel.

What the hell are you talking aboot, eh?

You are correct. Lost was a great (sometimes frustrating) experience while it was happening. But we are in a post-Lost world now where shows like Westworld take the promise of a puzzle show and implement it the way it should be, with more focus and without filler.

I had a shit this morning that felt like it had an exclamation point in the middle. F!ck you Taco Bell.

Liked for username / comment synergy. For the sake of the AV Club I hope all of your comments somehow manage to do this.

Two things:

My wife's favourite movie when we started dating was Gremlins 2. I thought that was stupid but she was willing to touch my penis so I got over it.

I think while you and me and everyone we likely talk to are post-ironic, James Cameron was and always will be pre-ironic and in this he appeals to the masses.

I liked Prometheus but appear to be the only (sober) person in the world who did. Other people were variously concerned that it wasn't "alien" enough (which was refreshing for me) or wasn't logical enough (bah, who cares).

Back when journalism was for real, man.

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Some other people kind of just didn't really care for it. Yet others could take or or leave it.