Look, I enjoy lesbian sex scenes as much as the next guy. I also enjoy them as much as the Other Guy. Anyway, I enjoy them is my only point here.

wha? I missed the part about Anne Hathaway being in Arcade Fire.

I tried to click on the downvote to see who it was and only ended up downvoting again. So I upvoted to even things out. This system is foolproof!

It's difficult to be too drunk to masturbate. The problem is being too drunk to satisfactorily masturbate.

Don't you fools realize that hijacking the comment area of a useless article / column only encourages it. The TI is the best example: universally loathed, it is the most popular discussion area on this place. If you think that the AV Club cares about anything but page views you are wrong. They probably linked Amelie's…

I took no such oath and so, unlike naturalized citizens, am free to enjoy hockey or not as I see fit, which includes (a) when nephews are playing; (b) Stanley Cup Finals; (c) Olympics; (d) any other male bonding event where watching hockey is more convenient than making conversation.

Where I'm from it is common to purchase an old school bus and then drive it deep into the woods on a forestry road and then just ram it into some trees. You then cut a small hole in the roof and run up a chimney for a wood stove. You just put some tarps over the windows for privacy. Instant hunting cabin! Would make…

She probably wasn't talking about the movie at all. She was probably commenting on the emptiness of their meaningless lives. This type of pre-suicidal ideation is common among spouses of narcissists.

A) Single dads can't get by on leftover Chinese food because kids don't like Chinese foods. Except Chinese kids maybe. They like pizza and chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese.

Wow, that's an important job. You could make a serious contribution and make many lives better. So why are you wasting your goddamn time here? Get back to work you shirking son of a bitch!

A fucking outrage. Just goddamned unprofessional I say.

Did you know that there is a ski-in / ski-out distillery in Park City Utah? Anyone ever been there. Planning it for my 40th.

I periodically grow a moustache, don all black clothes and service your mom while speaking Italian. Maybe the authors heard about that and just inferred the crush on Kevin Kline. It wouldn't be surprising… I'm not very discreet.

There is a reason it was very "To be continued…"

No way LBroc!

Liked for "mustache dad". Sounds like a real jabroni.

If it makes you feel any better, no matter what your dad did that night would have gotten that reaction from that girl. The dads of eleven year old girls are uncool (to those girls) by definition.

Yeah, what a jabroni!

Agreed. I am always impressed with "jabroni" when I see it and then plan to use jabroni in every day conversation. But I forget. This time though!

I nominate California Gurls by Katy Perry because it has great tits.