He doesn't even have a Fortress of Solitude!

Wow @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus, what a lot of swearing.

Wow @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus, what a lot of swearing.

BWAAAMP!

BWAAAMP!

Man, you know things are bad when the KGB thinks you're not fun enough.

Man, you know things are bad when the KGB thinks you're not fun enough.

I agree with @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus here. Funny commenters keep me coming back. I mean, you can't publish with an article like this or most of the rest of the content on the site and then be surprised when there's a few gag comments among the mix.

I agree with @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus here. Funny commenters keep me coming back. I mean, you can't publish with an article like this or most of the rest of the content on the site and then be surprised when there's a few gag comments among the mix.

But who is the better Garfield? Bill Murray or Lorenzo Music?

But who is the better Garfield? Bill Murray or Lorenzo Music?

A real badass knows that you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And in Spider-man 3, Tobey Maguire makes an omelet. Literally.

A real badass knows that you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And in Spider-man 3, Tobey Maguire makes an omelet. Literally.

I think The Newsroom would be a much better show with a little touch of Goon dashed in for good measure.

I think The Newsroom would be a much better show with a little touch of Goon dashed in for good measure.

Say what you want about the prequels as a whole trilogy, but Obi Wan cutting the legs and arms off his best friend in the middle of a lava field was pretty bad ass.

Say what you want about the prequels as a whole trilogy, but Obi Wan cutting the legs and arms off his best friend in the middle of a lava field was pretty bad ass.

Ah dinnae gie a bugger whit ye think inturnet nerds, ah aye git tons o' Class B Hollywood fud!

Ah dinnae gie a bugger whit ye think inturnet nerds, ah aye git tons o' Class B Hollywood fud!

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus, Mad Dog 20/20 is a fortified wine.