Adam would probably know what to do with one. He'd probably shove it up his butt. And then he would realize, to his chagrin, that TV shows win Emmys, not Oscars.

I don't like watching people eating on the toilet, regardless of whether they are nude or not or conventionally attractive or not. It's unsanitary, yo!

I don't like watching people eating on the toilet, regardless of whether they are nude or not or conventionally attractive or not. It's unsanitary, yo!

Ironically, Tom Waits for Snowman made ME want to kill myself.

Ironically, Tom Waits for Snowman made ME want to kill myself.

I assume that you don't mean a descendent of Edward Gibbon, but an actual gibbon of the family Hylobatidae as by the time of writing they will have evolved into our Masters.

I assume that you don't mean a descendent of Edward Gibbon, but an actual gibbon of the family Hylobatidae as by the time of writing they will have evolved into our Masters.

I think people do watch TV (or movies or read books) "wrong" in the sense that the audience does not receive the intended meaning but instead interprets an opposite meaning. Breaking Bad is a good example. ZMF appears to be taking the polar opposite intended message from the show. When Walter rages impotently, ZMF…

I think people do watch TV (or movies or read books) "wrong" in the sense that the audience does not receive the intended meaning but instead interprets an opposite meaning. Breaking Bad is a good example. ZMF appears to be taking the polar opposite intended message from the show. When Walter rages impotently, ZMF…

I'm pretty sure that the original draft of this review said "bromance" here, but either Rabin himself or whatever monkey proof-reads this stuff (Phipps?) said to take it out lest be ruthlessly mocked and this is the best they could come up with.

I'm pretty sure that the original draft of this review said "bromance" here, but either Rabin himself or whatever monkey proof-reads this stuff (Phipps?) said to take it out lest be ruthlessly mocked and this is the best they could come up with.

It wasn't stupid. It was good. Excellent premise and well executed.

It wasn't stupid. It was good. Excellent premise and well executed.

They hope the notification is that someone has responded to their posts, thus validating their existences. And they are crushed to find out that not only is this not the case, but there is not even any real Community news to distract them from the bright red notification of their ongoing isolation in this universe.

They hope the notification is that someone has responded to their posts, thus validating their existences. And they are crushed to find out that not only is this not the case, but there is not even any real Community news to distract them from the bright red notification of their ongoing isolation in this universe.

Butter. You do it to see if they like butter. If the buttercup reflects yellow, then they like butter. The twist is that you just smush the buttercup into the chin of the unsuspecting rube, and declare that, with yellow smushed up buttercup on their face, they must really like butter indeed.

Butter. You do it to see if they like butter. If the buttercup reflects yellow, then they like butter. The twist is that you just smush the buttercup into the chin of the unsuspecting rube, and declare that, with yellow smushed up buttercup on their face, they must really like butter indeed.

Now you've got it.

Now you've got it.

Yeah, but she's barely in it.