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The sentient autonomous penis
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@avclub-84a9f64106792dd9b7e5ba4d631ac12e:disqus, you're sick. You should move on to men whose names start with B.

and why are they so hard to open on an airplane?

It was entertaining but ultimately forgettable.

He'll probably just try jamming it in each port of his computer until he finds one that fits. That's what I do.

I didn't read your post past line 4 at which point I realized that you were almost 45 and therefore capable of only boring opinions. However, I did want to chime in to express concern. Do you think that you'll be long since dead solely because you'll be nearing 60? The average lifespan is longer than that these days.

haha… my son came home from daycare the other day reporting that "justin beaver dresses like a girl".

It will be a cop-out B.

I kind of skimmed it. Does it say anything about whether she has a nice ass?

Super-powers not necessary. All she'd really need is an inflatable bra.

I appreciate this mature discussion of the beauty of the female form. I propose consensus on the following two points:

True story: once overheard two forty-something ladies at The Varsity in Toronto remarking, while looking at a movie poster featuring Will Ferrell, that he looked nothing like his brother Colin. Oh the scornful eye-rolling I did!

There's furtively, which is what I'm doing at work right now.

I don't know how you could even get to the point where you are bothered by this without getting past the part where the CEO of a company tells FBI agents that she was aware that employees of her company had kidnapped and performed experiments on a human child, yet said or did nothing about this, and, rather than

My wife and I died laughing at the confrontation between Shane and Nosy Old Self Righteous Man. Shane says "imagine what that kind of man would do to someone he didn't like" and NOSRM's eyes get all wide as he is actually imaging it… "Uh, he'd kill him right? Uh, wait a sec… what are you saying? Me? You would kill me?!

IT WASN'T A DREAM! THEY'RE COVERING IT UP! THIS COMMENT WILL BE DELETED! GET THE TRUTH OUT THERE!

Also awesome, of similar vintage: NARC.

@avclub-3b4206840686bf0aab3032155dc2042a:disqus You are going to get me fired.

I can't speak for the Twilight audience, but I actually do know most cops personally and they are nice.

Threesome!

Just wanted to say thanks for this Glen. Consider my "like" to be worth at least 4 likes.