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Do you have a theory on a E.T.'s apparent lack of genitals?

In a post-feminist era many women feel insecure about their ability to accomplish professional and domestic goals at the same time. They have been told that they are required to accomplish professional goals to avoid betraying their gender but also feel that, if they do not achieve domestic goals then they have been

If only Todd had a bit more space to really explore the issue he might have been able to come to a conclusion. Damn editors clamping down on word counts!

People in Toronto like to look where they are going while walking down the street. I suppose you make eye contact while you bike and drive your car too?  Real safe.

Maybe even sooner.

In Lucas's version, the Staypuff Marshmallow Man shoots first.

Even that version stars a British person insidiously posing as an Americhun.

What are "those" photos? Is there some sort of anti-CN Tower conspiracy that I don't know about?

Seinfeld and Friends had completely different core premises. The core premise of Friends was simple and right there in the title: it was a show about a group of (originally) twenty-something friends in New York. They spent time with each other because they liked each other. The core premise of Seinfeld was essentially

You're not nearly as proud of him as he is of himself.

Revenge of the Nerds is also my "on video" answer. The "bush, bush, bush" scene was fundamental to my upbringing.

My Robo-Mom took me to Terminator. I think she was trying to threaten me.

I thought Jamie Lee Curtis's ass in a thong looked fantastic in that scene. Ditto for the ass-in-a-thong scene in Crocodile Dundee. Though Jamie Lee Curtis was all around hot while Mrs. Dundee was not.

I can't recall the last movie I saw with my parents. I can't imagine why I would want to watch a movie with them at any age.

Nothing solid about that movie. I would call it runny shit.

"I remember specifically trying not to look at Marisa Tomei's boobs"

i like to move it move it

Like the rest of those who have posted to this thread, I am also superior to a book store employee. I would like to illustrate this with an anecdote: I once asked a book store employee for a book that someone of my advanced intelligence would enjoy and he/she did not know where that book, or indeed books of that type

Agreed. The Libby-in-the-asylum reveal was one of the best moments on the show. It felt like that could have been one of the keys to understanding the connectedness of everyone on the flight. And sure… I can kind of unwillingly accept the notion that all of these off-island pre-crash coincidences were just

Added boners, you mean.