Um….?

The thing about Foo Fighters isn't that they're bad, it's that they're so fucking boring.

Please: no more time travel bullshit, no more speedster big bad or speedster v speedster in general.
I want to love you, The Flash. Stop making it so difficult.

nailed it!

Is that Tim Quirk from Too Much Joy?
I read that article a few weeks back and didn't even notice the byline (sorry Tim).

When I watch these commercials and I see how completely the "real people" have absorbed brand-speak and how willing they are to regurgitate it when prompted it just makes me really, really sad.

Noel!

We're vast. We contain multitudes.
The Sklars are… /shrug

I'll miss her, She's been a favorite for a long time.

Well, touche.

Back when I wrote, poorly, that was always the question: my friends say it's great, but I know it sucks. Are they lying or stupid?
Not a happy way to go through life.

You're insanely wrong. Screaming Trees, The Posies and Young Fresh Fellows are all way, way, way better, but
Soundgarden were pretty great, Outshined is an amazing song and 52 is too young to die.

People younger than me (barely) shouldn't be dying.

I took my mom to see the Dead for her birthday in… 1980, I think. It was in a weird period after their initial boom and before their later revival, so we saw them in the Cleveland Music Hall, which is a fantastic venue, but seats 3000.
It was a great show, except people kept trying to pass me joints and bowls and I had…

I'm picking up on your sarcasm.

The Other One,
It was good.

(do not come get some)
(offer may not be valid anywhere, ever)

I would!
You know me too well.
Cayenne asshole ala gogiggs, come get some!

Ketchup, mustard, mayo and pickle brine…
I wouldn't make my worst enemy lick that off my asshole. It would be too cruel.
I have no issue with cayenne.

Sure, but I was reading Deathmaster780's post as containing an implied, "which will be made clear". Because, if there is a reason, which is never made clear to us, how is that really different from not being a reason, from our point of view?