Actual agents of the actual government showed up at the actual front door of my actual child.
And you make a porn joke.
Would you be more amused if they'd raped my son?
Would this be more amusing to you if it turned into a Fed train on my son's ass?
You do realize that sometimes there are actual people with actual lives…

The Feds showed up at my son's house yesterday to check in.
Do you plan to protest at the RNC?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't want the Feds on my porch first thing in the morning.
(laughter from the man my son described as crewcut #2)

Cleveland!
We recently won some basketball games!

My first thought was: just because George Takei is gay, doesn't mean they have to make his character gay. It's acting. He has a point.
Then I remembered that John Cho was playing the part, I have no idea of, or interest in John Cho's preference and, I'm an idiot.
And I moved on.
Except for this post.
Which is now over.

Shit, now so am I.
Bastard!

I guess the thing that upsets me most about remaking Ghostbusters with female leads is that I'll be forced, at gunpoint, to watch it and the original will cease to exist.

I came for the puppet show.

Where are Hot Rod and The TV Set?
Where is Fantastic Mr Fox?!
You made a bad list Petey!

Huh.
After everything Aerosmith did after, I dunno, 1977, maybe, this Hollywood Vampires thing is what finally convinces me Joe Perry isn't cool.
Also, we now know that a thing can be itself, a parody of itself and aware that it's a parody of itself at the same time.

You should.
It's not Linklater's best.
Dazed and Confused still exists.
But School of Rock is pretty great and is probably the best movie use of Jack Black's Jack Black thing, with the possible exception of High Fidelity.

Tobias also gave Walk Hard a B-.
The man doesn't know funny, is the lesson.

Fair enough.

You know who's got hands? The Devil!

I… thought we had a thing and now I'm not sure I even know you.

Me either.
It actually delayed me from seeing the movie for a couple years. I wish I was kidding.

Kind of felt like water-treading bullshit in the moment.
I'll give it a rewatch and maybe I'm wrong, but as I was watching it, my feeling was, is something going to happen? No? Nothing? Huh.

Jessi Klein is funny and great.
That's all I've got.

Except now was exactly the time.
The moment was: I've loved you from the moment you arrived but this is the breaking point unless you do something now.
The conclusion was: Never mind. I'll just go.

c)
I know, right?
I mean….have you seen the video? Roll up, jump out, straight up murder a child and… nothing.
It's fucking shameful. As a Clevelander, I'm ashamed. As an American, I'm ashamed. As a human, I'm ashamed.
Also, angry.
Fuck the police.

I remember being four extremely well. I could draw the layout of the house we lived in, where most of the furniture was, how the neighborhood was laid out. And we were a military family, we moved all the time, I'm not remembering it from later.