It can be two…

You can't reason with a person who disrespects Charles Grodin.
Best to just move on.

Smacks of effort.

Yeah, but I'm sure you can see why it gets mixed reviews, even if you love it.
I love Wes Anderson enough that I bought a copy of Life Aquatic without having seen it (but not enough to see it in theater) and I just don't get it. Once a year I watch it again to see if it will click and, so far, nope.
I don't hate it.…

Well, yeah, isn't that where fucktards come from?

Racists.
Next question?

Hm, this may be the first time I've seen Terry Bradshaw, about whom it was famously said, he "couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the a", credited with brain cells.

Or why the new people would try to do something other than just mimic the old.

I would have thought that Miller's Crossing, which is a dark noir, live-ction Bugs Bunny cartoon would have cleared that dissonance right up.

Stay the course, Asa! You're doing super!

Two weeks ago, in a fit of Cleveland pessimism, I was convinced the Indians fate was to make the World Series and lose to the Cubs and the Cavs fate was to lose to Golden State in 7 on some sort of Steph Curry miracle.
We're the sports equivalent of the character in a rom-com who get's dumped so the leads can hook up.
We…

But until the last 5 or so years, they were.
Well, maybe not spunky, but definitely underdog.

I root for whichever country I think cares most about that sport. So I root for USA basketball, Canada hockey and UK soccer.
I just want people to be happy, really.

He just wants to have good time. He wants to get loaded. And that's what he's going to do.

No, do go on.

Huh, I'd assumed they were in for the whole run, right from the start, because, otherwise, why bother?
Still, good news, I guess. I've liked it so far.

The premise is: throw an English aristocrat into the jungle as an infant and he'll grow into a physical paragon and command the allegiance of all the animals (unlike all those underachieving darkies who've been living there for thousands of years).
If you don't see the racism inherent in that construct, you're looking…

Wait, Margot Robbie is a "star" now?
Is this in some sense other than the sense that every woman who appears in porn is a "porn star"? Because otherwise, I'm not seeing it.
To be fair, I've only seen her in Wolf of Wall Street, where her role was "animate shiny object to indicate lead's success", but she didn't even…

I loved this movie when I first saw it, when it first came out on video.
When I rewatched it many years later, not so much.
It's not bad, but it's no Miller's Crossing.
(of course, Miller's Crossing is my favorite movie ever, so I'd say that about literally every other movie)

You are vastly underestimating the internet's supply of tiresome.