Shocked as in startled or shocked as in electrocuted? My answer will differ, depending on which it is.

It was fair comment. Fred seemed paralyzed with fear up to and through his little personal story, like barely able to speak.

They do that in the dish rack in the kitchen at my work, too! Come on, people!

I can totally see Burton and Depp leaping at the chance to put their own craptacular stamp on another classic that didn't need updating. I'm just choosing to believe that nobody who has witnessed the horror of futterwacken will allow it to happen.

Making your identity about a thing you consume, whether that thing is weed, Star Wars, bacon, a style of music, or whatever, is never a good call.

Why am I suddenly so sure it's going to be Jared Leto?
Shit. It's gonna be Jared Leto. And we're going to be stuck with a couple years worth of "leaks" about how "seriously" he's taking the role and how important it was to him that he bring something "new" to his remake of the Goblin King song.

Reporters should be objective, to the degree that such is possible. Reviewers should not, cannot. They aren't the same jobs.

You can only wait on Evan Dando for so long. Besides, it's no fun being the second prettiest person in the relationship.

Also, it was awful.
Fuck Haneke, but not in a way he'll enjoy.

So that's a C-?
Should I assume that if you felt a lower grade was warranted you'd just go beat those responsible with a pipe and post the video?

Everyone masturbates. You. Me. Vince Vaughn.
Especially Vince Vaughn.
But especially me.
Get over it is my point.

Beats me.
I haven't given a shit about horror movies since my age left single digits.

They make up for it with their great gangster movies!
Well, really just Melville. But he's great. Le Doulos and Le Circle Rogue and Bob Le Flambeur are just amazing.
Also, I love the two part Mesrine.
But, yeah, torture porn always sucked and still does.

News Alert:
Awful movie somehow made worse.

Is there a better reason?

It's kind of odd that on a show where a man can run faster than the speed of sound, go back in time and throw lightning, the least believable thing is how he deals with his romantic life, but here we are.

What else has my cat told you?

Yeah, the tone of that came off way different than I intended.
My intent was: You're fine Ranger. You don't need to apologize for talking about things that have been public for years.
What came out was… not quite that.

The Flash is at it's worst when it follows Silver Age relationship tropes.
The worst part of season 1 was the Iris crap.
The worst part of this season has been the Patty crap.
Everyone knows!
The multiple "he's about to tell her but then….s" were awful.
Trust your audience.
Your cast is great and despite the occasional…

It's all fair game after six months.
The entire world isn't required to grind to a halt because you can't keep up but still want to read about things.
Spoiler alert: fuck off