Breakdown of nuclear family values, etc. If you don't think Jim Seidow is funny, then I just dunno.

Your mom is an awkward, self satisfied one note joke that was stretched out for 90
minutes, quickly degenerating into a tedious, pointless, ponderous
idiocy immediately after that initial slightly shocking murder!

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 features Dennis Fucking Hopper in a climatic chainsaw duel. Are we just gonna pretend that never happened?

I'm kinda weary of the Ghost comparisons. I've tried really, really hard and Ghost for the most part just aren't doing it for me.

Woah, you must be a really deep thinker!

That woman never fails to be anything less than nuclear hot.

That woman never fails to be anything less than nuclear hot.

All I know about fracking is from the facebook posts of a girl I know who works for some non-profit in DC. This looks insufferable, but would seeing this improve my chances with her?

All I know about fracking is from the facebook posts of a girl I know who works for some non-profit in DC. This looks insufferable, but would seeing this improve my chances with her?

It's the credits, so maybe it doesn't count, but The Godfather II is probably stretching it a bit too so I went with it.

It's the credits, so maybe it doesn't count, but The Godfather II is probably stretching it a bit too so I went with it.

No one mentioned Predator? That was the first one I thought of.

No one mentioned Predator? That was the first one I thought of.

Are you Glenn Greenwald?

Are you Glenn Greenwald?

Hey, do we like The Hurt Locker again yet?

Hey, do we like The Hurt Locker again yet?

I'm a fan, but every time he comes up on here I end up feeling bad about it.

I'm a fan, but every time he comes up on here I end up feeling bad about it.

are you assuming
she writes haiku because she's
asian? that's racist