I'll have you know that Casper Van Dien's star power is eclipsed only by that of Piper Perabo.

I'll have you know that Casper Van Dien's star power is eclipsed only by that of Piper Perabo.

Katy Perry's got the pinup thing going though, and as wrong as I know it is, I can't resist it.

Katy Perry's got the pinup thing going though, and as wrong as I know it is, I can't resist it.

This river don't go to Aintry.

July's gonna be a ridiculous month for heavy/loud music. New OM, Gaza, Deathspell Omega, Baroness, Acid Mother's Temple, plus the shit mentioned here. And I didn't even realize Coliseum put out an EP like a year ago!

July's gonna be a ridiculous month for heavy/loud music. New OM, Gaza, Deathspell Omega, Baroness, Acid Mother's Temple, plus the shit mentioned here. And I didn't even realize Coliseum put out an EP like a year ago!

"Maggie blows the pre-interview with a Brewer surrogate not through the
sharp wording of her questions, but as fallout for an incident in
college where she hid under a date’s bed while he made up with an
ex-girlfriend."

"Maggie blows the pre-interview with a Brewer surrogate not through the
sharp wording of her questions, but as fallout for an incident in
college where she hid under a date’s bed while he made up with an
ex-girlfriend."

We're all capable of typing rottentomatoes.com ourselves, you know.

We're all capable of typing rottentomatoes.com ourselves, you know.

C'mon Kyle, Koski is trying to…do whatever it was she was doing.

C'mon Kyle, Koski is trying to…do whatever it was she was doing.

I am so stealing "wide-on" for future use.

I am so stealing "wide-on" for future use.

Sometimes, memes say it better than words.

Sometimes, memes say it better than words.

She's no Morgan Webb, that's all I know.

She's no Morgan Webb, that's all I know.

*takes notes*