Pattison does blow a big hole in his hand apparently, so it has that going for it.

You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?

You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?

You're still wrong.

You're still wrong.

I'd like to breakup the "Nicole Kidman pisses on Zac Efron" fest to say that In the Fog actually sounds pretty awesome.

I'd like to breakup the "Nicole Kidman pisses on Zac Efron" fest to say that In the Fog actually sounds pretty awesome.

True that, @avclub-462f3e90d719b84b542de1d768d97110:disqus. Haters gon' hate.

True that, @avclub-462f3e90d719b84b542de1d768d97110:disqus. Haters gon' hate.

I have to admire any movie where the very first thing we see is an attractive woman giving an overweight man a blowjob.

I have to admire any movie where the very first thing we see is an attractive woman giving an overweight man a blowjob.

There's days when 3 Women is my favorite Altman movie. Today isn't necessarily one of them, but who knows, maybe tomorrow…

There's days when 3 Women is my favorite Altman movie. Today isn't necessarily one of them, but who knows, maybe tomorrow…

Yeah, I like The Cult way more than The Flaming Lips too.

Yeah, I like The Cult way more than The Flaming Lips too.

The War Is Over is good, if not on the level of Hiroshima or Marienbad.

The War Is Over is good, if not on the level of Hiroshima or Marienbad.

That doesn't sound like Certified Copy at all.

That doesn't sound like Certified Copy at all.

I'M SO EXCITED