I bet you also threatened to move to Canada when Bush was re-elected.

Holy shit, it's like I went back in time all the way to last night and read the Facebook posts of the dumbasses I went to high school with.

You like accusing people of "white liberal guilt", don't you?

I was meant the comments. Which I may have overreacted to so far, but just wait.

So, we hate The Mars Volta now? Shucks.

I seriously don't understand the "Waaah, you guys are MEEEEEAN!" posts that crop up here every so often. I mean, look at this guy. Fucking look at him. Not everything is a beautiful unique snowflake that deserves Dawes-like reverence.

Are you new to the internet or something?

Jack Bauer catches up with Mike Novick and finds he's fallen on hard times.

Serious question, why does everyone in this series have a name that sounds like it came from Dr. Seuss?

The Addiction is great, but I've only seen a few of his movies. I agree though, it's good that he's making movies. I had a professor once who lived near him in NY and  she referred to him as "unstable."

This sounds like a chick-lit version of Scanners.

Cool band. Haven't heard this but I'm sure it's good.

Yeah, but what about Deckard?

There's a moment in the cafe where the guy talks about the woman and son he saw every day, at which point Juliette Binoche starts crying, and then there's some almost inaudible where I could swear he says something like "You knew them?" and she says "I was sick in those days." Unless i completely misheard, this seems…

Blade Runner? (director's cut, obviously)

Yeah, plus who knows how many more chances you'll get? 'cause when Greg goes, it's over.

This sounds like a gritty reboot of Boston Public.

I believe the former but am not convinced of the latter.

I thought her whole shtick was that she supported the Tamil Tigers? Or at least it was when she got all pissy about that article where she ate truffle fries.

MikeMartz is somehow lamer than HipsterDBag, something i thought nigh impossible.