TWO BEERS

I hope Rogen and Hill get bored of his shit and eat him.

I'm about as anti-rockist as it gets and I still agree that 95% of trance is dogshit.

Maybe the ending could be evil Queen Elizabeth 2 acting all smug until she ops a letter that says "I know I shouldn't have, but the gardens were in such a frightful state, I got some people round -D" and then one of the Corgis runs around in the garden and gets blown up because Diana put all of the landmines in the…

Maybe Mohd could be a consultant on the season where they fight the Otaku Yakuza.

Charlie from Sunny?

Billionaire was Molester's brother.

Maybe Lou Pearlman is rounding up abducted orphans to take back his charts.

Even 24 started out as sexy adult child in peril.

The theme song could just be her screaming in her sleep.

This is just the shot in the arm my fake jizz company needs.

That's how he snagged Diane Lane.

HERE COME JEFFERSON STARSHIP

ARROW'D

Goddamnit Iggy I was wondering why the two guys hated each other during the trailer and now I don't have to see this and I have to just stay at home on my day off.

NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUN OF POLANSKI IT'S ALLABOUT THE MOVIES

Yeah, everyone knows it's "Party Rock Anthem".

Yeah, usually this site is deathly afraid of evil bleeps and bloops.

Blunt is better because at least he plays guitar and that is real music.

All the old people comedies are coming together for the ultimate boomer fest, Avengers style.