Maybe he could have hired a harp from Drew's Harps and then shoved him face first through the strings.

He's not even disabled enough for Metallica to write songs about him.

Congratulations. You copied a joke from Family Guy.

We should all join that GSOC GTA V club thingy.

Maybe Jr could have taken a bullet to the spine but then the bullet dislodges all the MS and he can walk normal now. And then he gets shot again it comes back worse.

Ok then, does that mean I can break in to your parents house and smear "EXUTIVE PRODUCER VINS GILLIGAN" all over the walls?

Congratulations Sean. Now that Donna's done recapping BB, your articles are the only ones people won't skip to the comments on.

The midget operating O'Connell's controls.

"I love you baby, you're my Low Winter Cum Dumpster."

Todd, it's time to stop beating about the bush. We all know you killed everyone.

One Minute, Ozymandias, …and the Bag's in the River, Crawl Space, Madrigal.

But they are new HBO.

Maybe they could prove that Marvin's dad didn't do it.

Because then Joe would talk.

Erik Adama is like a moderately more attractive Merchant.

DONNA YOU ARE THE BEST.

The BB writing staff should do the AVC a solid and devise a wacky plan that stops Dowd from talking to anyone at their viewing party.

@avclub-6f097e848d3e349ddf8763d4aaa943df:disqus This is TVDW's house now.

Do finally danes nipples.

Hank Moody could show up one week and they all just stare at him disdainfully until he goes away.