Don't be such a kerj.

Sean O'Neal is the magic aliens at the end of AI.

Twerk spelt bakwards is Kwert. Maybe Miley could release a bunch of Kwerty keyboards and then she could save RIM.

We all flim-flammed your mom.

Sean is fake.

He loves you.

I was actually referring to The Kid.

I think he's probably Hollywood Conservative though.

If you like that movie so much, why don't you marry it.

SPOILER

How much butter would you need to get any slide to old people cooze.

GODDAMNIT I WANTED TO MAKE THE ANTI-STRATFORDIAN JOKE. YOU SHOULD HAVE PHONED ME FIRST.

Maybe there could be a sequel to Looper called Twoper.

He was a jerk in that one film where he met the child version of him, but only up until he met the child version of him.

Prince is male!?!?!?!?!?!?

But this week it got a B+.

I was just looking over at the Ray Donovan review and saw "0 Reasonable Discussions." I was *this* far off from Mohding all over that fucker. I feel so dirty.

Maybe she is grading cheeses:

Aardvark Dowd can't be expected to know things about human medicine.

I move that we rename it "The Detamorphosis" for the sake of alliteration.