I need to find a euphemism for Charlie Hunnam's penis ahead of the 50 Shades movie. Please give me some suggestions and then maybe we could have some sort of tournament.

We all sound like Cumberbatch to Sean "Racist" O'Neal.

Finally I get to see a Byker Grove cast member's schlong.

"Wye Aye Man, I'm gonna tie you up, pet."

FUCK YOU LAZY BUMS.

Legends. It has a nasty habit of making your character really small at times but it's essential stuff.

I played a whole load of Rayman.

It starts with people ironically enjoying a show about cartoon horses.

We never said you want to have sex with kids. We just assumed that you only want to fuck cartoon horses.

Maybe he finds a job as a RA at New Mexico Collegetown and he bids on a dog at an auction.

He could bang Walt's mysterious mom.

I prefer 5, but both are the gold standard for contemporary action movies. Really hope the magic doesn't leave with Justin Lin. (He should be directing Star Wars!)

Is Low Winner Sun a good show.

The trailer for The Butler was less trainwreck-y than this.

Someone should do a sex tape starring Chaos Reigns Fox and Babe.

But who would be Thicke? I say Paul WS Anderson.

You could make her one of those pasta ready meals where the sauce has loads of vegetables blended in so that your kids eat a lot of vegetables by mistake.

How come Death Grips gets cover versions by British housewives before Fiona Apple.

Does "talk" mean "cry" now?

They could clone Dexter and Hank Moody and now they are roommates.