I thought I was going to have to be the one who mentioned tubgirl. Cheers.

What are "friends"?

It was originally about Wolverine trying to kill his dumbass son Daken,

It makes a change from Emma Roberts having a stroke.

Happy Birthday.

Thank Beck!

Maybe Kirstie Alley got so large becuse she was giving birth to a Cellar. A cellar like you have in your house.

She's the music editor? Huh.

You think that's bad? I was a stuntman for John Landis.

Not as bad as those "Knock x3" shirts.

Aw. Here goes…

Biggest letdown of my life. Even more than Obama.

Miro is better. Or something.

This all seems a bit fishy.

If you had to protect two buttholes, YOU'D be homophobic too. Bush had to protect 300 million buttholes, and look at how we repaid him. Makes me sick.

He was nice to us English people.

Bachmann wouldn't be anywhere near that articulate during fits of jealous rage.

He's trying to get Huckabee to throw him a bone.

Cheapest, nastiest cola in the dollar/pound store > Pepsi.

Thanks for letting us know exactly where you are @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus