Look out Veronica Mars!

Maybe the pigs from Deadwood ate the horses and became super horsepigs and Mad Eye has to team with Harry Potter again but then he is in love with horses and he teams up with horses and I don't know where I'm going with this.

Watches are refined as fuck. I am continually ashamed about the number of watches I have killed.

Here in England we grow giant beans and then blast them with hairdryers for three days before hollowing them out and putting a bunch of stuffing in them.

I didn't have to speak to junkies today.

If you just hold on a second, I'll give your account a proper wash off. It's only fair.

MOB CITY BITCH
MOB MOB CITY BITCH

I hate all hats and the cunts who wear them.

Right now I'm listening to "Farmer In The City."

Don't forget he's also from Texas so he's like, quadruple pro-life and he torched five abortion clinics before he bothered shambing into the AVC offices this morning.

Old folks love them some reverse-minstrely.

Shut the fuck up, Irish.

Everyone gets put into capsules and we just look at a bunch of capsules for 40 minutes every week.

Maybe the rich people could all live on the top floor of really high buildings.

Now O'Neal will be all "Oh, you drink tea!?!?!?! That's an ENGLISH drink. English people are silly and it's ok to be racist against them."

Maybe they set it on the Sun because that is orange.

Then the ethnic one could be on Future Work It!

The hobos you were killing were too sexy.

Remember mankinis from Borat. That was a hilarious time.

I was referring to the "WALT JUST TRYNA PROVIDE HIS FAMILY" brigade that isn't sophisticated as us refined types.