95% of hats are the worst kind of fucking affectations. It's time we move past hats.

Who is modern-day Jenny Agutter? It should be someone who we haven't seen boobs yet.

The movie I wish was real.

ZOMBIES SUCK

Which gang is winning at the moment.

We call him Aardvark Dowd in England.

Worse than Transformers 2.

Let's all speculate about what grade Scobius would have given this so we can reminisce about the good old days before TVDW and Erik Adams murdered everyone.

I am going to see this movie with D-Box. I wanted you all to be aware of this.

Congrats.

Which midgets die?

Should have let Sean go.

Cool story, brah.

Probably not so much a bad ass as too naive to know he's in danger.

Her aide was hot.

He seemed like his old self last week when there was a girl involved.

I'd actually forgotten that Hatred was a paedophile, and it was disappointing to see them go back to that well.

Maybe Sissy Spacek's dog could do a refrain of "Who let the Dogs Out?" with Marley&Me and Old Yeller.

We should make a real Hunger Games and put these fools in it.

Athenian Shake, or Ancient Rome Style, or something.