They should invite Mohd to do an episode and then jump him and leave him for dead.

She could just use lipstick to draw new nipples.

SPOILER ALERT

Maleficient actually did a second secret curse.

Because Pixur

You only notice that Merida is kinda goofy looking when she's placed next to the prettified version.

"I fucked Woody Allen dressed as his character from Antz."

"You drove your car through my gazebo, are you going to pay for this shit?"

I'll be doing a 21-"ARROW'D" salute tomorrow. You're welcome to join in if you want to.

I think you are expecting too much. Really, all you need is a solid soul and the blood you bleed.

I thought this was going to be about Zelda. :(
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You know what isn't available on the AV Club? New columns from Nathan Rabin, author of The Big Flop.

Guys. Let's discuss which females on this show we found most attractive.

90210 was never King of The CW. OTH will always be King Of The CW because http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This one time there was a dork convention outside the department store where my mother works and Wayne Pygram came through with an entourage because he is totally a big shot and he generally acted like a silly cunt.

If you shaved your head, Erik, then you could wear a wig with a router hidden in it and then Megabuses would be leeching from you.

I'll get bored of it in a week or so.

They should renew Nathan Rabin being a writer on the AVC. Failing that, they could reboot Rabin by making bald people out of glasses wearing gadabouts such as Erik ADAMA. Todd has the power.

How am I supposed to know about your American news!!??!!??!!??

So now Alison is the breadwinner.