Hey America, how come your McFlurry's are so huge? Ours are fucking miserly, you might say that they're pandering and superfluous.

Rachel got fed up with Ross and murdered him.

I thought about not tangenting this article, but after The Day TVDW Won there is no center on the AVC anymore and moral relativism prevails.

When you get punched by a boxer, it tends to hurt.

We don't have a full band anymore. :(

Michael Bay still isn't a Scot.

France is a dumb country.

Me and my pals borrowed liberally from Jackson Pollock when we "painted" @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus 's mom's face.

This season of Archer was a touch off so I will say BB.

I was going to counter with Kangaroo Jack but that somehow has Christopher Walken and Michael Shannon in it apparently.

Kangaroos are dumb.

FARSCAPE'D

FUCK PRINCE ERIC.

We have to steal back Modell's heart back first.

Well Sal is probably ex-being-alive.

Should have won the Oscar.

Iron Man 3 is the best of the three.

Do you know what's on the menu tonight somewhere in the world, apparently? Zebra. I went to some poxy food fair in Milton Keynes today and there was a stand selling fucking Zebra burgers. Somehow, it isn't illegal to hunt zebra (and also kangaroo which I had).

Which one is Rogen?

Maybe it means that someone walked through Zooey D's dressing room and took a bunch of pictures.