ME AGREE. DUELING DICES BIT ALMOST JUSTIFY ANDREW DICE CLAY EXISTENCE.

ANDREW DALY NINE SWEATERS
ME WANT KILL THIS LIST WITH ROCK FOR NOT HAVING NINE SWEATERS ON IT. PATTON OSWALT MAKE COMMERCIAL, YOU WATCH:

JET BOY JET GIRL
ME GONNA TAKE YOU ROUND WORLD
JET BOY ME GONNA MAKE YOU PENETRATE
ME GONNA MAKE YOU BE GIRL
OOOO OOO OOOO
YOU GIVE ME HEAD

SEASON'S BEATINGS
GODLESS FANCYPANTS HEATHENS NO UNDERSTAND. AS CHRISTIAN, ME OFFENDED BY ANYTHING THAT NOT OFFEND PEOPLE WHO NOT CHRISTIAN. IT AN AFFRONT TO EVEN SAY GENERIC, TOOTHLESS "HAPPY HOLIDAY" GREETING, BECAUSE IT NOT ALL ABOUT ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME!

ME AFRAID
CAVE COMMENTOR SICK OF HEARING ABOUT MAYANS. ME NOT AFRAID OF YEAR 2012. ME AFRAID OF YEAR 1992. MAYANS SAID UGLY KID JOE DO VIDEO WITH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CHARACTER AND IT COME TRUE.

FAVORITE ACTIVITY FOR CHIMP IS SUCK YOUR EYEBALL OUT YOU HEAD AND BLOW IT UP YOU BUTT.

THIS NOT NEW
OPRAH BEEN FINDING NEW WAYS TO MAKE TV PAINFUL TO WATCH FOR MILLIONS YEARS.

ME EAT FOER
DELUSIONAL SELF-RIGHEOUSNESS MAKE HIM TENDER AND JUICY

NIGHT IN RUTS

IT LIKE KURT COBAIN SUICIDE OR KURT LODER FIGHT WITH JEWEL OVER BAD POETRY.

ME TAP DANCE ON LAND MINE

RAG DOLL
YOU LIVE IN MOVIE.

SKIPPITY DIPPITY DIPPITY DIPPITY BOW!

IT MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU READING PITCHFORK

YOO HOO NOT BAD TO VOMIT

WATCHING COOKING COMPETITION ON TV REMIND CAVE COMMENTOR OF ELVIS COSTELLO QUOTE: "WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IS LIKE DANCE TO ARCHITECTURE"

BEST REALITY SHOWS
HA HA… THAT A FUNNY CATEGORY. WHEN YOU LIST DECADE'S TASTIEST VOMIT?

PHEL, YOU THINK OF BETTER TV MOVIE WITH DOUBLEHORN, ME WANT TO KNOW.

GRAY GARDENS
YOU THINK ME GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE ACTUALLY BEING GOOD IN THIS MOVIE BUT INSTEAD ME PRAISE JEANNE DOUBLEHORN.

ANGEL IN AMERICA
HBO DID HAVE REAL JOB OF WORK!