BEST COMMENTOR OF DECADE
CAVE COMMENTOR NOMINATE WARRISSEY

BRING ON DANCING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSES

CAVE COMMENTOR NOT GOOD AT MATH
HOW MUCH 30 PERCENT OF NOTHING?

THAT GOOD. YOU JOEL, ME ETHAN.

CAVE COMMENTOR HAVE BETTER IDEA FOR HOLLYWOOD
ROBOCOP SPIN-OFF FEATURING "I BUY THAT FOR DOLLAR" GUY.

PINTO, THAT WHOLE IDEA. FISH OUT OF WATER CONCEPT NOT BECAUSE THEY BEARS BUT BECAUSE THEY JEWISH BEARS.

CAN'T STOP PARTYING
NOT FUNNY.

GO AWAY ROUND-HEAD MAN
DR. DREW IS HUGE ATTENTION WHORE. HE MAKE TOO MANY SHOW, WITH CRAPPY Z-LIST CELEBRITY. CAVE COMMENTOR NOT EVEN LIKE FIRST ONE.

CAVE COMMENTOR GLAD AV CLUB READERSHIP IN AGREEMENT. IT WRONG TO RESURRECT DEAD MAN FOR GET CHEAP LAUGH. ALSO, TRY COME UP WITH YOU OWN IDEA, NOT RIP-OFF OLD JACK HANDEY SKIT.

THIS IT.

CAVE COMMENTORANALYZE!!!
HAIRLESS NATHAN RABIN MAKE CAVE COMMENTOR SO ANGRY! YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE ROMAN POLANSKI MAKE MOVIE FILLED WITH RAPE GAGS HE HAVE ISSUE WITH WOMENS? THERE NO EVIDENCE OF THIS, BESIDES FACT HE MAKE MOVIE FILLED WITH RAPE GAGS.

DOORS WERE GOOD GARAGE ROCK BAND, BELONG ON NUGGETS BOX SET ALONGSIDE ELECTRIC PRUNES. PROBLEM IS THAT DOORS GET TOO MUCH ATTENTION. FIRST TWO ALBUMS VERY GOOD. AFTER THAT CAVE COMMENTOR THINK OUTPUT SPOTTY AT BEST.

MIKE BIRBIGLIA NAME TOO HARD TO SPELL. I TELL HIM BACKSTAGE "YOU CHANGE NAME TO MENCIA, GO OVER BETTER AT OPIE ANTHONY COMEDY FESTIVAL FOR KORN FANS"

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