Your username is appropriate, if you are familiar with the old internet legend that those who make it to the age of 30 with their virginity still intact become wizards.

"When My Boy Walks Down the Street" and " Time Enough for Rocking When We're Old"

I'm glad to see Arlene found a new husband.

Blue eyes actually don't have a set color, the color that they have is completely dependent on the amount of light present.

EVER.

This should be the year that Fleet Foxes release their third album. Doubt it could be better than their last though, Helplessness Blues still one of my favorites.

Saying someone has a punchable face/name makes you sound like a violent idiot.

I need to get his FADED hat. brilliant.

I think Tyler the Creator's Yonkers would be right up his alley. Once you hear that opening noise whatever it is, you know some crazy shit is goin down. Plus the line "Bedrock, harder than a motherfuckin flintstone, making crack rock out of pussy nigga fishbones" is pretty intimidating.