So, a selfie ?

It might serve as a counterpoint to the roasted carpaccio they had planned for the next course.

Well, that took a lot of parentheses, but you achived your pun.

That was actually really interesting. Thanks !

Trichinosis on Infinite Earths

What the hell is Soviet Champagne anyway ? Adulterated vodka with chemical bubbles ?

The Leto's joker : ham.

Well you're lucky. Internet on this website really wants me to become a surrogate mother. Probably for the child it has created in order to rule the Earth.

Could have been. Let's call Jared Leto and hope he method acts this as well.

But, you see, his interpretation of the Joker is that he was a Harvard Divinity student. After being accused of cheating, he played what he thought was an innocent prank on the dean and was expelled. That's when he went to Gotham, turned to crime and fell into vats.

Well, of course. Also slow motion and bombastic music.

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men. We mortals are but shadows and dust.

They wouldn't dare misrepresent bacon ! They know it's as close to the heart of their readership as Simpsons quotes.

Never mind ! Blood sausage is excellent if you have iron deficiency ! Plus it's delicious ! (especially when they're stuffed with chestnuts bits and accompanied by roasted apples).

When it comes to this subject, nobody should be walking on eggshells.

"Fuck Tarantino" would actually have been better, argumentatively speaking. More synthetic and to the point.

Well they finally got the Oolong slayer. And he's going to be in jail… oolong time.

Ditto on the Player. It was so damn fun. An 80s movie every week.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ? IT'S FUCKING UNDERCOOKED !

I read it and loved it !