In two weeks, I'm going to be going on a week-long road trip with one of my best friends. I've been in love with him for three years. He knows it and, in his words, he's "very flattered, but not attracted to men." Despite this fact, we've only really grown closer as time has gone by, with him admitting drunkenly at…

They could have hit them with medium-sized rocks. If Return of the Jedi is any indication, that's more than enough to knock a stormtrooper out.

I mean, I think he has a bit of a point. I've changed in front of most of my (straight) guy friends. If we're all going, say, to chill at the river or if we're staying in a hotel room, and the place only has so many rooms that we can change privately in. Nobody goes out of their way for or against changing in front of…

Eh, if Rogan ditched the hipster glasses and got a better haircut, I could be into it.

Agreed. One of the very few albums that I was genuinely looking forward to - there hasn't been a Gaslight Anthem album yet that I didn't enjoy thoroughly.

You should.

Somehow, knowing what that catchphrase is supposed to mean has only magnified my hatred by several degrees.

I mean, let's not go too far here. They do like Big Bang Theory, after all.

Nah, mang. My granddad worked for Fish and Wildlife his whole life, and my grandmother worked for social services. They're both very liberal.

I once tried to get my grandparents into Parks and Recreation. They complained that it wasn't funny enough, like Big Bang Theory.

Aimee Mann is the answer, in case you were wondering. Shit, I'd pay to see The Forgotten Arm or Lost in Space fleshed out into stage productions. And no, Magnolia doesn't count.

Rest in peace, hunky bearded dude whose name I never bothered to learn. You were always a welcome presence on my TV set, and in my sexy dreams.

That's fair. I'm not much of a musical person to begin with, but Beauty and the Beast somehow manages to be the exception.

The thing about BSG is *SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS* . . .
Space-Bob Dylan. And Starbuck was an aaangel the whole time.

You spelled "Beauty and the Beast" wrong.

Cheers Theme Song? Does that count? I'm not sure if that counts. It was used effectively, and in a heart-breaking way, at least.

I didn't know about Touya and Yukito until high school. Even still, they're one of my favorite gay couples in fiction.

So, boring-ass personal story time: My parents divorced shortly after I was born. My dad was an infrequent presence in my life, for the first eight years or so. (Not really by his choice.) But one weekend, I went to stay with him. I never had cable growing up, and he did - and that weekend, Cartoon Network was running…

"people find fat people disgusting"

Do we know if he speaks english, and whether or not he is married? Cause depending on the answers to these questions, I may need to send this guy some letters.