OTP.

Hey, we just answer the phones. The bigwig researchers have moved onto Final Fantasy XIV at this point.

Are any of those child actresses from those creepy Nickelodeon/Disney sitcoms still clinging desperately to a shred of relevance in their adult years?

Yeah, for any adaptation you have to adapt some of the more medium-specific elements. But the bones - the characters and their motivations - are still there. A straight adaptation wouldn't work - but that doesn't appear to be what this is.

Does there need to be? (The answer is yes.)

Ron Perlman thinks all these Orc actors as wussies. Fifteen pounds of makeup or GTFO.

I mean, it's not as if these characters didn't already have established personalities. On the Orc's side, Durotan is actually a pretty unique character for one of these "grand scale" fantasy movies. A monstrous character who is conflicted, a family man, etc.

Showgirls.

You actually don't know anyone who plays World of Warcraft? Seriously? I'm sitting in a room with about 18 other coworkers at this moment, and I'm either sure or mostly-sure that at least 10 of them either have played or currently play it.

Yes. But there is no reason to believe that your friends are doing so.

You basically nailed it. My voice is totally average, and I don't really have any "traditional gay mannerisms" (whatever that means) save for all the dick that I suck.

Davos is at the wall, at least.

I used to get so, so excited when I was a kid because my dad had Boomerang - and it ran Looney Tunes and I am Weasel and all sorts of shows that I loved.

I think I at least understand the logic here. They need for it to be at a time when he could manage to make it to Central City (during the attempted Nyssa killing) - BUT they need to air it after the episode that reveals that Oliver hasn't actually been brainwashed and has been playing the long con. Hence the screwy…

Because there aren't differing legitimate opinions about gays. The thing about opinions, in the way we usually think about them, is that all are basically equal. Prefer sports to comic books? That's cool. I don't agree, but I wouldn't say either of us is 'right.'

Hey man, I'm from the south. Born and raised. Country south, too - not urbane, metropolitan south. The nearest store that we could buy clothes from was a Wal-Mart, thirty minutes of driving away. There are more churches in my home town than gas stations.

"everything is so fucking politically correct"

God, this guy. While I realize that I would not survive our coupling, I'd certainly be happy to try. Get at me, Bjornson.

But they at least had flame-throwers. And the enemy in question was less "a kind of scary British dude" and more "a giant snake-monster that will eat us".

WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE DO THIS!?!?