You know Parks and Rec, it's not really cool of you to just breeze into town, kick me in the heart, then breeze right out again in two weeks.

So, my shameful secret is that I've never watched this show before (despite loving FNL, which I gather shared several writers, or a showrunner?), but I watched about half of this episode on mute in a hookah bar. And now that I know David Denman is in it (apparently his name is Ed), I may finally have run out of…

False! Colossus is too busy staring at Northstar.

Sean Murray? I mean, he's not my type, but he's fine.

Ah my god, I'd forgotten how good Coraline was. First movie I ever bothered to buy on Blu-Ray. I can't forget to watch that one this Halloween.

That movie's abject loathing for virgins just makes my day, every time. The fact that it's Disney produced makes it even better.

Fourteen year-old me was, for whatever reason, affected particularly strongly by Buffy Summers walking up the stairs into her sister's room and smothering her with a pillow, over and over again, as a manifestation of her own guilt and sense of failure. No idea why it stuck with me as strongly as it did, but I'd…

Came back for this episode.

Still reading! And yeah, I understand both of those points. I couldn't possible agree with the second one less, but I understand it at least.

Alright, thanks. Again - I don't want to engage too heavily. You and I have exceedingly different moral spheres, and no amount of argumentation will change that. But I did appreciate your explaining your position to me without becoming condescending.

Please explain to me, in as many words as you prefer or require, how Stand Your Ground is a "good" law. Full honesty - I'm judging you pretty viciously right now, but I'd much rather hear your honest opinion than get into some internet pissing contest about it.

Isn't there a difference between "someone who votes Republican" and "someone who self-identifies as 'Tea Party' though? Something like, say, a shoggoth's worth of crazy crammed right up their butt?

As I said to @buttermoths, I can definitely see the point about this being the epilogue, rather than the real ending. Makes sense. Just isn't necessarily what I would have preferred.

Excellent points about this being the denouement. Still, after having to listen to "THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY, YOU GUYS!", it was a little hard not to get my hopes up for a traditionally bombastic finale.

So, I'm really not saying this just to be a contrarian - but I didn't think the Breaking Bad was that great. On account of two things (obvious spoilers):

:checks to see if Karofsky is a thing in the show again:
::realizes that he isn't::
:::resolves to check back again in a season or so:::

"I would totally go see a puppet show version of 1984."

Basically along the lines of "man, this part of the book really killed me . . . too bad I just couldn't empathize in the same way, when they cast the role as a little black girl."

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Surprised that Rue from Hunger Games wasn't mentioned. I guess the controversy really only came after the film was already released - but still, what a hideous cluster fuck that whole mess was.