Heh, right, I figured that would probably raise eyebrows. I defined it as such for two reasons - I had to go to an art theater to see it, and it's made by Ang Lee - who my brain still (as a result of associating him almost exclusively with Crouching Tiger and Brokeback Mountain) defines as an art-house director. Also,…

Heh, right, I figured that would probably raise eyebrows. I defined it as such for two reasons - I had to go to an art theater to see it, and it's made by Ang Lee - who my brain still (as a result of associating him almost exclusively with Crouching Tiger and Brokeback Mountain) defines as an art-house director. Also,…

Of course. I'm just too far gone to see it.

Of course. I'm just too far gone to see it.

I didn't really get much out of the movies, this year. Couldn't afford to see much art-house stuff (was unemployed all year), as I can't bring myself to spend money on something I'm not at least 80% sure that I'll enjoy. Which turned out to be a good thing, because the only piece of art-house cinema I did see (Life of…

I didn't really get much out of the movies, this year. Couldn't afford to see much art-house stuff (was unemployed all year), as I can't bring myself to spend money on something I'm not at least 80% sure that I'll enjoy. Which turned out to be a good thing, because the only piece of art-house cinema I did see (Life of…

Funny Games was an excellent excuse for me to never watch anything that this guy produces ever again. I'm fine with movies making me feel uncomfortable, sad, slightly empty or the like. But if that's all there is, why the fuck even bother? Why is that a story worth telling? It's just emotional terrorism.

Funny Games was an excellent excuse for me to never watch anything that this guy produces ever again. I'm fine with movies making me feel uncomfortable, sad, slightly empty or the like. But if that's all there is, why the fuck even bother? Why is that a story worth telling? It's just emotional terrorism.

EDIT: No idea how this got posted on the wrong comment. Sorry about that.

EDIT: No idea how this got posted on the wrong comment. Sorry about that.

Clearly, you don't watch Bob's Burgers. Linda is easily the instigator of the two at least 80% of the time. She also gets some of the best non-Tina lines in the whole show.

Clearly, you don't watch Bob's Burgers. Linda is easily the instigator of the two at least 80% of the time. She also gets some of the best non-Tina lines in the whole show.

The Adventure Time Christmas episode is also pretty great. And heart-rending.

The Adventure Time Christmas episode is also pretty great. And heart-rending.

HELLBOY 3. HELLBOY 3. HEELLLLLBOOOOOYYYYYY 3.

HELLBOY 3. HELLBOY 3. HEELLLLLBOOOOOYYYYYY 3.

I loved House of Leaves a lot, probably one of my favorite books of all time, but good lord was Only Revolutions an incomprehensible piece of crap.

I loved House of Leaves a lot, probably one of my favorite books of all time, but good lord was Only Revolutions an incomprehensible piece of crap.

*slowly slides his Inspector Gadget-inspired rock opera under the table, clears breath*

*slowly slides his Inspector Gadget-inspired rock opera under the table, clears breath*