Fifteen year old me is outraged that they cast Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim as Brad. He was one of my first literary crushes ("what, a gay guy that is masculine and athletic? This is a thing?") and Young Neil is definitely not the kind of guy that I can see anyone being surprised when they find out he's gay.

Fifteen year old me is outraged that they cast Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim as Brad. He was one of my first literary crushes ("what, a gay guy that is masculine and athletic? This is a thing?") and Young Neil is definitely not the kind of guy that I can see anyone being surprised when they find out he's gay.

Aimee Mann is my favorite musician currently working, and Lost in Space is the only album that I've picked up and listened to every year for the last 10 years.

Aimee Mann is my favorite musician currently working, and Lost in Space is the only album that I've picked up and listened to every year for the last 10 years.

The award announcer's spiraling descent into nonsense as he reads out Brendon, Jason, and Melissa's names was my favorite part of Brendon's Choice. I don't remember the line exactly, but he doesn't even pronounce 'producers' right.

The award announcer's spiraling descent into nonsense as he reads out Brendon, Jason, and Melissa's names was my favorite part of Brendon's Choice. I don't remember the line exactly, but he doesn't even pronounce 'producers' right.

The XX is, more than any other band I've heard, music that requires me to be in a specific mood and hear it at a certain time. Can't listen to them during the day at all. But good lord, are they excellent- er, 'intimacy' music.

The XX is, more than any other band I've heard, music that requires me to be in a specific mood and hear it at a certain time. Can't listen to them during the day at all. But good lord, are they excellent- er, 'intimacy' music.

Or it could be because french fries are way more fucking delicious than carrot sticks.

Or it could be because french fries are way more fucking delicious than carrot sticks.

Did you even watch the show? Daria gets called on her shit all the time. She'd forced to re-evaluate her knee-jerk reactions to things and grow as a person because the show repeatedly goes out of it's way to show that Daria's "cleverer than thou" snark is just a defense mechanism she uses to push people away so that…

Did you even watch the show? Daria gets called on her shit all the time. She'd forced to re-evaluate her knee-jerk reactions to things and grow as a person because the show repeatedly goes out of it's way to show that Daria's "cleverer than thou" snark is just a defense mechanism she uses to push people away so that…

Yeah . . . not so much. You're gonna have to justify some of that, boyo.

Yeah . . . not so much. You're gonna have to justify some of that, boyo.

Daria did it best.

He is Franz Kafka! Franz Kafka!

He is Franz Kafka! Franz Kafka!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Chris Hemsworth looks like I guy that I'd meet in a rock-climbing class and go on a few dates with before realizing that he doesn't like Parks and Rec and that's kind of a deal-breaker. Liam looks like he should be in a Twilight movie. I guess that's my way of saying which I one I like more.