Yeah, it seems like a pretty broken system. Most of the guys that I know weigh higher than the recommended BMI on muscle mass alone.

Wait, what?
Since when is 210 pounds, at 6'1 considered 60 pounds overweight? I know plenty of perfectly fit guys at that height, with that weight. Is my sarcasm detector broken?

Not even a drop of cautious optimism to spare.
Oh well, whatever. I won't see this piece of shit movie. Nobody will see this piece of shit movie. And like the Doctor Who movie before it, all the fans will pretend that this piece of shit movie never existed in the first place.

I am mad, 30 Odd Foot of Cunts. And I intend to do something about it. Most likely a sternly worded letter. Address, plz?

The Golden Compass
Now that the Harry Potter movies are finishing up, can we have Yates move over to the His Dark Materials trilogy? Normally I'm totally against reboots that occur within 15 years of the original - but considering the first movie that we got, I'm willing to let that slide.

Gah, that was fucking terrible.

Entirely possible.

It might have been my untrained, uncultured ears
But did anyone else think that Paltrow's singing voice sounded EXACTLY like Kurt's? It was . . . unsettling.

I just want Karofsky. By the gods, he is so cute. Never had much use for guys like Blaine - he seems terribly dull.

This project
is NOT Hellboy 3. Come on, del Toro, Ron Perlman (god bless his majestic soul) is not getting any younger, and I -need- that movie to happen.

See, I felt like hardcore mode was a thorough 'meh.' It felt really limiting, like I wasn't getting to do all the exploring that I wanted to, because the freakin' vendors wouldn't restock on purified water fast enough. I'd buy up all of it that I could find, then go through it all and have to just be dehydrated until…

Uncircumcised? Noooo!

You're an awful person Leto, and you're going straight to hell.

I think I would change that "more than they did" to "at all, in the slightest."

Actually, the Spartan-II program (the program that produces Master Chief) was started in 2517 - the war with the Covenant didn't actually begin until eight years later. They were kidnapping and murdering children to help kill other humans, at this point in time. (This information brought to you by the Halo wiki.)

Heaven or Hell? LET'S ROCK!

Pass
You know, I really liked Halo 1. And I even kind of liked Halo 2. (Which was a pretty mediocre sequel in everything but multiplayer.) Until I read the novel.

I agree with everything that Sophist says. And since I'm not nearly as eloquent as he/she is, I'll just have to point out that I would make the same decision she did, every time. Practical or not.

I've never got the hatred for Buffy's argument about not killing Dawn, even if it meant the end of the world. Honestly, could you imagine her making any other decision?

This is
Sick degenerate filth.