“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“Buy the ticket, take the elevator.”
― David S. Pumpkins, 100 Floors Of Fear and Loathing

So, when do we watch the early 1980s Seahawks game clips?

Well, the bomb - the Hiroshima bomb - is a fairly significant event.

I think Gone Girl On A Train has an interesting premise. So, Not Zooey Deschanel is riding this train and she looks out the window at the house she used to live in with her husband, Not Ron Livingston. Not Zooey Deschanel resents Not Ron Livingston because he is now married to Not Rosamund Pike and living this happy…

But not as weird as when Bogart kept asking for an eighth-ounce of cocaine.

Apparently, Antares is the futuristic word for "rainbow." Somewhere beyond Antares, where Vulcan little bluebirds fly.

Well, at least Suicide Squad was nowhere near as bad as Aeon Flux.

How long did it take Charlize Theron to become "respectable" as an actress - for whatever that word means? Robbie reminds me of Theron in terms of sex appeal and talent level. If she grows as an actress, she'll follow the same path.

Your tastelessness is atrocious. I need to give you a big bop on the nose for your insensitivity.

A hale and hearty felicitation to you, for your singular post on this internet forum has ended racism in our time. Your work is done. Lay yourself to rest.

He didn't spend 8 years at handsome medical school just for you to call him "Mister."

"That might be a big part of the reason why Kubrick ultimately chose to cut the slapstick ending he’d shot, in which the War Room breaks out into a gigantic pie fight."

I find it very helpful to randomly scream "You're a wizard, Harry" during the trailer whenever his body does something.

You're going to save yourself inside a lead-lined refrigerator.
I know.

I thought he was being ageist.

Nobody has made a Ted McGinley-Nancy Travis joke yet? Amateurs.

So, unrelated question. Was he the crappy version of Kimmel and Joe Rogan was the crappy version of Adam Corolla? Or, was he the crappy version of Adam Corolla and Rogan was the crappy version of Kimmel?

Actually, when you look at the season finale where Carol comes after Tandy, she brings potato chips.

Too bad that Osha died in service. That just reflects poorly on the workplace conditions at Winterfell. Clearly a cry for regulating safety for those workers.

And, for the record, $15,000 is what about what I just paid on a used 2013 Honda Civic.