Ahem, the term is "artisanal vibrator."

I wonder how Foster was able to bring a good performance out of a child actor?

Quiz Whiz? Since when did a belabored Ted Cruz joke with flying cars become genius?

Regardless of the quality of this movie, I think we have all added to our resentment and hatred of Ryan Reynolds today.

I hope you're saying that the songs for that particular musical were poorly selected. I would disagree with you strongly that the Elvis discography is crap.

I found this too derivative of Martin Luther King Day. I think Anniston was trying too hard to do a Jenna Maroney parody.

Anita Hill, Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones.

I've got a fever. I need more tulips. Oh, wait, I'm misreading that name. It's Waltz.

Snow glows Snow White on the mountain tonight, not a Kristen Stewart to be seen.

Why the face?

NO WAR FOR BIG DILITHIUM!

Glad to see we've evolved beyond money and all the ridiculous needs. Racism too. So sayeth the people on the giant warships travelling to worlds to develop dilithium crystals for their energy economy and going to war with filthy Klingons.

Hey, it's all good. Full House was mediocre to average, but The Brady Bunch was horrible. If the Brady people can milk a truly awful show for four decades, let the average people milk their average show for four decades. This is Cheers/Seinfeld compare to The Bradys.

Well, if you're doing a show where one of the minor themes is the corrupting nature of unearned fame…

Ian Fleming wrote James Bond as a white man. He therefore cannot be played by Idris Elba? That would be almost as absurd as cootie-riddled girls playing the Ghostbusters.

Britta would have been better with more unnecessary and gratuitous nudity. That goes for everyone but Chang. That would be too Hangover.

Fairly decent job, Internet!

Here's the question. Is Ernesto in the country legally? Yes. Why, that Buckwald is a racist moron.

As someone who has been to the Studio 54 in Teaneck, I applaud this move.

The worst thing about It's A Wonderful Life is when NBC bought the rights and took it out of public domain. I've seen the whole movie several dozen times, but I've seen the last 30 minutes of the film close to 1,000 times. Sometimes, it would be on five times per day on five different channels. That's what made it…