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    Like you can call someone a dick but you can't talk about your dick.

    Everybody dance now!

    You even doubt it?

    The only thing that stops a bad guy with a E-11 blaster rifle is a good guy with an E-11 blaster rifle.

    Or worse, to become the most incompetent soldiers in the galaxy.

    Horrible Bosses 2: The New Batch

    So what you're suggesting is that it's all posturing bullshit from culture warrior assfucks who'll happily do great damage to our society in order to make some point about how Christians are being fed to lions in Nobama's Evil American Caliphate? I don't believe that for a moment.

    Great Job!

    They're made of money, and banks are strong.

    Beer or sleep, I can't remember.

    Am I the only one who saw the animated photo of Moriarty on the screen jabbering like a South Park character? People actually think it's him?

    With only like 5 minutes of show per season, you'd think they could have made it last longer.

    Fucking weirdo.

    But I did see Jurassic Pork 2: The Lost Load

    I don't know why I like that cover of Mama Kin, but I do.

    You don't know shit.

    But none that are directed by the great Spielbergo.

    All Through The Night - Cyndi Lauper
    Beyond And Back - X
    Kill Your Television - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
    Can't Stand Losing You - The Police
    Let's Go Crazy - Prince & The Revolution

    I'm pretty awesome. Just FYI everyone.

    Sleep. Then beer, followed by sleep.