Does it feel anything like DYING IN A FIRE??!!?

Oh my…

Okay, 5,000,000 - but they fucked the pillow twice.

10,000,000 American otakus just fucked a perv-pillow in celebration.

Get your stupid non-words off my lawn.

Pretty nasti…

Le Petit Poney

Look forward to the inclusion of "happenm".

A Breeze Seeks Maryanne

He feels fine.

Comic Sans is, ironically, no laughing matter.

I used to think Nancy Grace was a fine journalist and a moral, ethical person until Seth Rogen opened my eyes, thank god.

Oy, the tsuris he deals with, that Macklemore

Men in tight pants is never gay

"turning a woman who’s handcuffed to a bed and hallucinating voices for hundreds of pages into a compelling cinematic experience."

The Academy has a fondness for films including great writing, you mean.

He should have a spike through his head.

2028: Sexy Singer Lady From Jabba's Palace With the Weird Things On Her Head

I say we take off and nuke the entire franchise from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

He Moffs adequately.