She can demolish me with her lips any time she wants.

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The originality of this joke is astonishing

Never. Didn't you read it?

Max Von Sydow sounds cool. I like that. I don't think I should count on the movie being a single shot of Von Sydow swinging a lightsaber at the camera for two hours, though, so it's probably still going to be awful.

It's gigantic! A gigantic part! LOL. Big cock!

A perfectly normal day for me.

I don't recognize the Imperial Government as even existing. And I'll graze my Bantha's on whatever land I want. Now, I want to tell you one more thing I know about the wookiee.

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I don't see why you had to modify that with a "whiny."

Again? I don't know about you guys, but I never stopped.

Jizz. Didn't you read it?

WE LOVE THE MODAL NODES!

That's just your opinion.

I teach you the Spaceman.

It's scary isn't it?

True

I can't think of anything else they might be doing when they're all stuffed in that tiny car.

But she won't let him come in her mouth, because it tastes funny.

But she's got a new hat!

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!