She's gone until Monday night, Dik. I'll put on my leopard print speedos and wait in the bedroom.

I hope they use that Mystikal song for the theme music.

Well hel-LO.

We need a Kickstarter for lonely AV Club commenters.

My body is almost identical to Beckham's from the ankles down.

You're not crazy.
You're EVIL.

True Detective is my new favorite show after "Who Goes There?" Holy fucking fuckshit, was that ever good.

I think as long as they're not in the shape of human genitalia, then it's SFW.

I love the scene in Into The Night where he gets that terrorist dude to shoot himself in the face by talking about his problems. It wasn't meant to be funny, but it always makes me think of Airplane, and then I laugh.

Hoping for "I Did All My Acid In Grade Eight."

Bucket, Forks, Pock - Alice Donut
Seconds - U2
22 Acacia Avenue - Iron Maiden
Honey Bucket - Melvins
Forget - Mission of Burma

Yeah, just a quickie for the road and a mini Whitman's Sampler.

But we were all counting on you.

Evanescence rules!

I was going to make Lady Rev a nice dinner with candles and flowers and post-dinner sexytime, but now it turns out she has to go to New Jersey for the weekend.

I DON'T CARE *exudes grim sense of duty*

I've always wanted to get jury duty so I could stand up in the middle of arguments and bellow, "He said he was going to kill him, and he did kill him!" during some insuance fraud trial or something.

The movie is decidedly mediocre.

This is sure to be every bit as good as That 80s Show.

I got nothing against Hathaway. She seems like good people.