Somebody save me from Rex Cavi over here.

Okay, you go ahead and light that pyre motherfucker, 'cause I'm gonna Cathar it up in this bitch and just throw myself right on it to protest your persecution of the word hold (n.).

And it is also funny that Moe, of course, would use some absurd, bland, practical term for garage. "Hole" used here wouldn't even "vulgar" unless you're a retarded six year old who hears "hole" and immediately thinks it's something somehow naughty. It's just dumb. And heard, apparently, by a great many people unaware…

I'm sorry, but that's completely incorrect, Pope. All of it. All of you. I don't even think you're a real pope anymore.

I always thought Zack & Miri was very Kevin Smith-ish. Weird.

I'LL PRACTICE YOU

I'LL WORK YOU UP

I'll embrace all your holes and then throw you in the damn hold. To die.

It's funny. How is hole somehow funnier than hold.

I'll embrace your fucking hole.

It makes perfect sense, goddammit. Car hole makes less sense.

It's car hold. If you think otherwise you are not only dumb but a bad person like Ted Bundy or Hitler.

I hope there's a tiny little Monopoly set where some of the houses are made of tiny little Legos.

In my experience, both with the women I've slept with and those I haven't, most of them could, but not always. A few generally didn't.
Of course, I'm beginning here under the assumption that my previous girlfriends were honest with me about all this. I believe most of them were.

I was recently rereading ASOS, and I came across this:
"Ellaria Sand wailed in terror, and Tyrion's breakfast came boiling back up. He found himself on his knees retching bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers."
Even when someone vomits he…

It really is the incredibly sharp depiction of the preadolescent boy's mindset that makes the movie work so well. I was 10 when this movie came out, maybe one of the very last generations of Americans for whom this was still recognizably Christmas in what was still recognizably the suburbs, and this movie felt like…

Poe things are the best things.

SWARM SWARM

I'm no bed-wetter.

Whenever I see that "cold dead hands" line, I can't help but think of the scene in Red Dawn where the dude has that as a bumper sticker and then the soldier comes over and pries it from his cold dead hands. I always think, "what a strange sentiment coming from such a conservative filmmaker."