Well, good.

Somewhere, Eric Idle is writing a screenplay under a pseudonym for John Cleese, hoping to convince him it's a biopic about his own death…

He stuns easily.

I remember that. It was funny.

This is absurd. Women can't be funny.

BOOM

I, for one, would like to see his birth certificate.

I always thought "personal golf course" was just a euphemism for the secluded plot of land where he grew weed. I'm a little disappointed, here.

Mmmmm…Kit-Kats

Anyone criticizes my enthusiasm, you fuckin' DIE.

Except for the fights.

Okay great. Now they just need to fire Mariska Hargitay, Ice-T, Kelli Giddish, Danny Pino, Raul Esparza, the writers, Dick Wolf, and cancel the show. Then we'll be in business.

What do you care, he's just some rummy.

My girlfriend is Jewish and she's the one who insists on having a Christmas tree. We have this incredibly tacky and oversized electric menorah we put at the top.

Yeah but when you're asking on the internet, you never know what you'll end up with.
*hands Alcopheliac a bottle of Mike's Hard Iced Tea*

Ride The Lightning - Metallica
Emma Discovery - The Anniversary
Doe - The Breeders
Wasted Hours - Arcade Fire
Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

I'll yank YOU off.

I've heard that, too, but I don't watch Big Bang Theory, so I wouldn't know anything about that.

Yeah, I post a lot from work.

AA