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    I thought it was just a Simpsons reference.

    The real question we're all forgetting here is, "who gives a shit?"

    I feel like someone conducts this "new" study every year, with the same findings.

    Yeah, she's clearly worse than Hitler. I will never again watch a film with Lawrence in it.

    All the terrible sexytalk and exaggerated moaning, grunting, and shrieking can make porn nigh unwatchable. I always turn the sound off and listen to Anne Murray songs on my iPod instead.

    Yeah, I dance to repel the opposite sex. Inadvertently.

    I call it "trunk thumping."

    Dafoe's O-face is much scarier.

    As if we didn't already know what was going on below the Newswire desk.

    I did forget the overt homoeroticism. Thanks for the save.

    Shit.

    Oh, so I'd guess it has all the lame slowmo effects, thinly veiled militaristic jingoism, and annoying color palette without the pretense of an actually interesting true historical tale. Should be a winner.

    Well this will probably come as a great relief to all those Tea Partiers and born again Christians who were rushing out to buy that Morrissey autobiography.

    Among many other problems, yes.

    They fucked with the Jesus.

    Raising Alexandria

    It's available in Mass, but not in many places.

    Wow, that is weird.

    Easily entertained Jewish women from New Jersey, apparently.

    The only way I can get through it this way is if the game has only one rule: Drink whenever you're not watching a commercial.