The fuck is a Disqus panel?

What's a cubit?

WHAT THE BLOODY ELL IS TUNGSTEN CARBIDE DRILLS??!

This man really hates Pilates. Me too, but he's being weird about it.

No, no, silly. He's saying he shouldn't be judged as a rapper simply because he happens to have famous parents, and of course he's right. We should judge him as a rapper because he's comically terrible.

That's the one.

Look, no one said it was easy being cheesy.

Now I just want to fish slap the fuck out of someone.

WHO LOVES YOU AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?

Huh. Looks like Pee Wee's Playhouse.

There are 37,658 known Kardashians. Scientists have postulated approximately 70,000 additional Kardashians, but no direct evidence has been discovered as of yet.

Go on…

Jesus Christ, I'm gone for one day…

Shit I just reread that novel and altogether missed that.

True. Statement retracted. Apologies proffered.

The Newswire stunt doubles are getting pretty good.

Butts are nice.

I'd rather spend my money to clone and regrow him. Does anyone have a link to that kickstarter?

Well, it turns out the internet is more than a global pornography network. Who knew?

I hate this Pratt crap!