Yeah it was sad when Iron Man shot the ponytail guy.

Yeah, but who doesn't?

I always thought that was funny because I knew a guy named Brian McGee and he, also, was dumb. That's the whole story.

You're thinkin'? Well, why don't you think me up a doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on em'. As long as you're thinkin'?

I want Connie Sellecca back on American Horror Story.

Nuts aren't candy, but gum is.

Here's how I feel about this:

Ian McKellen as a crawdad!

I really liked that Frightened Rabbit cover. I guess I'm a big old corny dork. So be it!

And I will watch "Bart The Lover" in honor of Marcia Wallace this Sunday. That's fantastic.

Oh, cool. So, will this one also be a run-of-the-mill sitcom that purports to be telling a long story arc but then just meanders around for years before pulling something out of it's ass at the end? Can't wait.

It sucks, right? What's worse is they turn around and basically call me a big ol' crybaby for taking issue with someone shitting on me. Grrrr…

Did anyone else ever play Scotland Yard back in the 80s? I loved that game.

Green Day - Going to Pasalacqua

I was furious about/at everything yesterday, but mostly at my lame-ass unreliable "friends" who fucked me over on a trip I intended to make and made me feel sad. And mad. Really fucking mad.

Fuck it, I'm gonna do it twice this week that's right
At the Drive-In - 198d
Metallica - Damage, Inc.
Misfits - Night of the Living Dead
Mission of Burma - This Is Not a Photograph
Promise Ring - B Is For Bethlehem

Older brother blowing a bubblegum bubble into my face while I stood up in my crib.

What? Drunk whales.

It sounds like you're assuming "cis" is somehow pejorative. It isn't, even though some in the LGBTQIAHJWBPYSSF community sometimes make it sound that way.

I must really hate Channing Tatum because even though the word "reality" looks nothing like the word "shitty," I read that as "Channing Tatum to Produce a Shitty Show About Burlesque Dancers."