Yeah, once he married me it was like I was his property or something.

Wow, it almost seems like the egomaniacal frontmen of shitty 90s bands are sort of assholes.

Butterscotch needs to be criminalized, and you are worse than Hitler.

Walter White's WATCH to be removed from an Albuquerque PHONE BOOTH after local complaints.

We need to rename curling "Canadian Chess."

Still Half Baked. I used to love Chubby Hubby, and then they fucked me.

How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? Why?

Texas Is the Reason - Nickel Wound
The Clash - Complete Control
X - Year 1
The Wedding Present - Niagara
The Faming Lips - Be My Head

Yeah, butterscotch sucks.

You're freaking out, man.

Yeah, that could've been my new Chubby Hubby. We should write them.

These last two roundtables have been incredibly depressing. Do I have to explain myself, or does anyone already understand what I'm taking about?

Little known fact: that was the original name of "Whole Lotta Rosie."

Boom!

A little, yeah.

I never thought they were the same, I just disliked them both equally.

Maybe so, but that doesn't mean we can't be apathetic.

Wait, I'm totally confused. I thought everything Lena Dunham touches turns to gold unless you're a rapist.

I'm pretty sure Mance has to come back.

No cocksucker can sit the Seastone Chair.