I've heard koala bears are pretty mean.

Didn't we already determine that Lennon was a monster just a few days ago?

Wow, is this show still on? I've heard some good things.

I want Captain Ron on The Walking Dead.

What exactly are you trying to imply here, O'Neal?

"Rick’s three questions for potential new recruits: How many walkers have you killed, How many people have you killed, and Why? (I’m assuming “why” is one of the questions.)"

Hell of an everything…

I already hate all the kids. Fucking kids.

She begged him not to and he didn't. He didn't take care of what I assume was a head in a sack, either.

Fuck.

After careful consideration, I'm going to go with The Dink.

What is going on? I am so confused. Don't do this to an old man. 

Again, is there any more pot?

This needs Joe Mantegna. No one says "da money" quite like Joe Mantegna.

Gimme gimme gimme
Gimme some more
Gimme gimme gimme
Don't ask what for
One two thr-

Is there any more pot?

So even when he gives the franchise away, he still gets to fuck it all up?

Zaniacs assemble!

Of course.

Anyone who gets mad on the internet about something other than spelling, grammar, and syntax really needs to hit the bong and chill.