Then I guess there's no point in trying to defend his work at all since him being history's greatest monster is the only thing people want to post about apparently. 4 threads and three of them are OMG PEDOPHILE PLOANSKI JOKES AND REMONSTARTIONS OVER HERE DID YOU HEAR ABBOUT HOW HE HAD SEX WITH A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL…

Zaniac spotted.

Have it your way, dude.

I gad a girlfriend in high school who was all a-flutter for Sam Elliott. She is the only one I've ever met, and it was a weird thing even at the time.

I've got a handful of movies that had potential different versions that could've been made that I would love to see. Not that I don't like the films themselves but, for example, films made from the original scripts to Groundhog Day or Natural Born Killers would be, if not great, definitely interesting. I think "Sam…

I don't see that they necessarily need bootlegs recordings of the actual bands. Acceptable covers would have sufficed. Using studio recordings is just ridiculous given the subject matter.

Something by Anne Murray.

Quidditch, all of you.

I would rather spend 80 uninterrupted minutes with Michelle Bachman while chewing on broken glass.

I like to think that the Quickening just ripped through all the members of Dawes.

Is this the new Dawes?

I love this movie. I've always thought of it as Eastwood's forgotten classic. Being released right on the heals of Unforgiven seemed to make it pass right through the public consciousness.

You don't capitalize "prescriptivists."

Dik, I love you, but "cum" was never a word until people started erroneously believing it was, thanks to the porn industry's "playful" misspellings. Much like Motley Crue's "playful" misspelling of their own name - hence the comparison. People did not begin spelling crew c-r-u-e with an umlaut because Motley Crue was…

This isn't offensive and the last one wasn't either.

Bad Asshole: The Story of Goatse

From the blurb, it sounds like this is sort of the story of a guy who gets sick to fucking death of people's attitude with regard to little people, and gets some measure of revenge. That sounds like the kind of role I'd take if I were a LP.

Fuckers are always after me lucky charms, the cunts.

You'll have to be subjected to HDB performing "The Captain" on you. Just the one time, though.

I feel so old.