I was not able to go a weekend without booze last weekend, as I had hoped. I will try again this weekend. Don't hold your breath.

Ever since we moved to this downtown Boston location, our mail delivery has been shit. I'm in charge of receiving/projecting payments for my division, so everyone's always on my ass about incoming money. So, you can imagine my frustration when checks are sent from DC or New York and take three fucking weeks to get…

Blick 182 - "Dick Lips"  (sorry everyone)
At the Drive-In - "Transatlantic Foe"
The Breeders - "Do You Love Me Now"
Concrete Blonde - "Lullaby"
Arcade Fire - "wasted Hours"

Alice Donut - "Come Up With Your Hands Out"
Flaming Lips - "UFO Story"
1,000 Homo DJs - "Hey Asshole"

Well played.

Jar.

It's the Winstocene Epoch.

"I Always Knew That I Caused Autism" by The Vaccines.

Is that an almond?

I'm starting to fall off this show and trying to figure out why exactly. While Carrie's "petulant children" assessment is close to the mark, it's not quite there. I think I could live with that given the right material. I really think the larger part of the problem for me is simply that I'm starting to find Harvey…

"and because—as with all things that are given to Charlie Sheen, regardless of his actual merit—he is famous"

I never expected these guys to be such douchebags. I guess my eyes are finally open.

I guarantee this will be a complete cock-up.

Well, I suppose it's up to you if you want to betray the savior for candy that tastes like shampoo. I won't stop you, but I don't recommend it either.

Holy shit, I had Turkish Delight for the first time ever about a week ago and what in the living fuck…

Well, there isn't much to it.

Yeah, Hat! Yeah, Turkey!

Was that little fuck on The OC too?

Nah, I just want his extra time.

Good luck to you, Ben! You're the best!